name: [redacted], known as 'askew'
pronouns: he/him
gender: no
sexuality: yes
age: forever
religious affliation: the black hole at the centre of everything
sign: STOP

Welcome to my website. Hi, thanks for visiting.

My name is Askew. I think. I've been a lot of people in a lot of places -- kind of untethered from time and space, it's whatever. Bored of the material plane, I sought the digital life, and now I'm stuck.

Trapped such as I am, and eager for enrichment, I feverishly taught myself HTML over the span of a couple days, and am now on a mission to make this my hub. What a wonderful concept to have your own little corner of the interent. Expect writing, graphical artwork, and adventures through the limits of all 7 dimensions.

Maybe trapped is the wrong word. Call it a retirement.